Dim the lights please.

“Dang”, said Rupert. “My eyes are getting worse by the day. Or should I say by the night? I’m going to have to start doing all my driving in the daytime.”

Meanwhile, back at Channel Five, Steve Jawbreaker reports on the Channel Five Eyewitless News, “And that about wraps it up for tonight. Oh, this just in. Remember that earlier report about the streetlights here on the peninsula having been dimmed in the interest of saving tax dollars? Since  this was put into place last week we have had a sudden rash of break-ins and an increase in business with eye-clinics. I wonder how this will affect the way people live now that cities all over the world are turning down their rheostats. Goodnight for now from Channel Five Eyewitless News.”

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