Curious Abner Does the Two Step.

Psychoactive Toad: You don’t need a lickin’, you need Jesus.

Curious Abner: What makes you say that?

Psychoactive Toad: Beats gettin’ high.

Curious Abner: Your lickky stuff is psychedelic.

Psychoactive Toad: So’s Jesus.

Curious Abner: Jesus is psychedelic?

Psychoactive Toad: Yup.

Curious Abner: So, how do I meet him?

Psychoactive Toad: Just start talkin’ to him, Curio.

Curious Abner: Where is he?

Psychoactive Toad: Ya can’t really see him.

Curious Abner: Well that’s kinda weird, dontcha thnk?

Psychoactive Toad: Not as weird as lickin’ toads. Or talkin’ to us for that matter. We don’t even speak your language.

Curious Abner: So how is it that we’re talkin’ to each other, right now?

Psychoactive Toad: It’s the lickky stuff Dude, the lickky stuff.

Curious Abner: Really. So, what are ya sayin’, I’m still high?

Psychoactive Toad: I don’t know. I think it’s starting to wear off.

Curious Abner: Why do you say that?

Psychoactive Toad: Ribbit.

Curious Abner: Huh?

Psychoactive Toad: Ribbit.

Curious Abner: I’m gonna put you back down where I found you, you dumb toad. Go find yourself a cricket. Finish up your lunch.

Psychoactive Toad: Ribbit.

Curious Abner: Hey Jesus. Where are ya Dude? We need to talk.

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