Who wants to know?
What exactly is the question?
Where were you when this question first occurred to you?
When did this first occur to you?
Why is this so important to you?
Have you developed any theories in your quest for data?
Is there a point beyond which you will cease to wonder?
Does it bother you that all your friends have the answers to these questions?
Does it bother you that your friends haven’t a shred of evidence to support their answers to your questions?
This is not a poem, Lee.
This does not exist.
This does not, you silly thing
Reveal more than the gist
Grab your camera.