Every Monday evening at 8: P.M. Sunsounds of Arizona produces a radio show called Retail Store Ads. Every week between the hours of 3:00 P.M. and 6:00 P.M. the host of this program, a volunteer broadcaster who goes by the name Retail Man, records the show which will air at 8:00 P. M., the ads from the major Phoenix Retail Stores as they appeared in the Sunday paper, the audience of which is composed of people with little or no vision. I am Retail Man. I am called Retail Man because I was raised by a Retail Papa and a Retail Mama. They owned Retail Stores. I owned Retail Stores.
The message below is me, begging for forgiveness from a normally, very forgiving ruler of the airwaves, Andrea Pasquale. But I’ve erred before, you see. So I figure the least I can do is to publicize the error. If you choose to listen in, we stream from Sunsounds.org. Next Monday. At 8:00 P.M.
“I apologize, Andrea. I really do. I even have an alarm on my cell phone that goes off every Monday at 3:00 P.M. I was in a business meeting today from 2:00 P.M. to 5:30 P.M. My phone was turned off. I was only a few minutes from Rio but the realization of what I had failed to do did not hit me until about 7:00 P.M.